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Of course there are conditions. But we think you'll find these ones pretty damned reasonable. What'll happen is that once you've filled out the form, we will send you out a voucher that entitles you to a free table for 2 which includes supper and show. We could email it to you, but then you'd probably just print off heaps and give them to your friends, and send us bankrupt . Come on, you dodgy bugger, the world needs laughter, and we're pulling our weight and now you want to rip us off?

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Here they are, in English:

1. The offer is for a table for 2 which includes supper and show but remember one voucher can only be used per table  (Group of 10 freebies? All on one table?  We're not stupid. Worth a try though.) 

2. The offer is only valid when we aren't fully booked

3. You must be over 18 to claim the offer

4. You can claim the offer once only

5. The offer does not apply to tables already booked

The offer does not apply to group bookings

We reserve the right to cancel the offer at any time